Saturday, September 16, 2006

Sugar Free is not (in any way) Frown Free

Sugar free foods - of any sort - should never ever EVER be kept near their sugar filled counterparts.

This should be a law. or at least a stipulation on the contract of any grocery store, convenience store, or food selling establishment.

you want sugar free cookies? you're gonna have to go to the sugar free aisle Ma'am. Oh? you need some sugar free beans*? oh, well that's in the sugar free aisle.

and then, when a stoned couple (who will be left un named) in desperate need of grocery shopping exit the house they do not have to worry that the 10 dollars that is usually spent on 4 pack jell-o pudding snack packs will not be wasted in any way by accidentally buying sugar free pudding because it looks JUST LIKE THE REGULAR! it says sugar free in little little words that stoners would not notice.

Sugar free pudding really sucks. really. tastes like flavorless pudding.

*sugar free beans? do they make those?... also did u know they make vegetarian refried beans. beans are vegatables. why do u have to distinguish that?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

tastes like flavorless pudding? how descriptive of me...